The Devil Went Down to the Galaxy: A Space Taxi Adventure with the Prince of Darkness

The Space Taxi from Hell: A Close Encounter with Nibiru and the Devil

Traveling to the edge of the galaxy and sitting on the space taxi next to the devil, you've always been curious about his motive, so you decide to strike up a friendly conversation.

You decide to ask the devil a question. 

"So, is it true that you're really evil?"
"Naw, I've gotten a bad rap. I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood." replies the devil.
"Really? How so?" you ask.

"Well, for starters, you know that story in the book of Job, where I tested his faith and made him suffer and lose everything?" the devil says.

"Yeah, I know that one. But you got permission from God to do that, right? That's not much of a rebel move." you say.

"Exactly! In the Old Testament, I'm just following God's demands, and testing the unrighteous and exposing their hypocrisy. " says the devil.

"Huh. That's interesting. So how did you get a bad rap then?" you ask.

"I don't know, man. I have problems to deal with. It gets lonely being blamed for everything humans do wrong. " the devil reveals.

"Wow. That sounds rough." you say in agreement.

"You have no idea. I'm just doing my job, man. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?" the devil asks.

"Sure, why not?" you say.

"How do you know if a space taxi driver is a demon?" the devil asks.
"I don't know. How?" you say.
"He has a horn!" the devil exclaims.

The devil: LOL
You: 

You are silent.

"Get it? Horn? Like horn on his head? We're in a space taxi! Ahahah"

You feel awkward.

"Come on, man. That's hilarious." the devil insists.

Then you break your silence, "I don't get it. We're in space. Does sound travel in space? And there's no traffic for millions of miles."

"Fine. Suit yourself. But trust me, it's a lot funnier than going to hell." the devil concludes.

Then suddenly the space taxi begins to rattle and shake rapidly, and you quickly look out of the window and gasp in horror!

A massive, reddish planet loomed in front of you, filling the entire sky. It was Nibiru, the mythical 12th planet and home of the Anunnaki, the ancient gods that some believe will return to the Earth. How did you end up here?

The devil, who was sitting next to you on the space taxi, shrugs.

"Well, I guess the pilot miscalculated our route. Or maybe Nibiru changed its course. Either way, we're in big trouble."

He explains that Nibiru is moving at a very high speed of about 26.1 miles per second or 41,667 km/h, and that if it ever approached Earth, it would cause massive destruction. 

But right now, you have a more immediate problem. 

The space taxi was caught in Nibiru's gravitational field, and it would have to accelerate to escape velocity or use some other means to break free.

Otherwise, the space taxi would be dragged along with the planet or worse, crash into it. 

"Depending on the distance and direction of Nibiru's orbit, this could mean a very long and dangerous detour for us."

"What can we do?" you ask, feeling panicked.

The devil gives you two choices:

• Call the Galactic Federation for assistance or rescue.

• Negotiate with the devil for his help or cooperation, since he might have some powers or knowledge that could be useful.