The Devil Wears a Pilot’s Cap: A Space Taxi Adventure Gone Wrong

How a Trivia Nerd and a Bag of Peanuts Got Caught in the Devil’s Wicked Game

You're trapped on a space taxi with the devil. Nibiru, the rogue planet, is dragging the ship directly into its deadly orbit...

You're traveling to the edge of the galaxy with a bag of peanuts, chatting with the devil who knows a little secret...

You decide to make a deal with the devil for a bag of peanuts.

The devil keeps his word. He saves the space taxi with his dark magic. The ship suddenly accelerates upward as you sink back into your seat from the force.

You hand over the peanuts. He gratefully says thank you.

You think you've just dodged a bullet.

But then the devil says, "Ok, we are safely out of Nibiru's orbit. Hey, you see that guy behind you? Wait, don't look. Peek out of the corner of your eye. The guy in the green hoodie. He's a lizard. He's been watching you. He's part of the dark side."

You feel a cold sweat on your forehead. You try to act cool and sneak a peek at the guy in the green hoodie. He looks normal enough, except for his eyes. They are yellow and slitted, like a snake's. 

He catches you looking and smiles, showing his teeth.

You turn back to the devil and whisper, "What does he want from me?"

The devil shrugs and munches on a peanut. "I don't know. Maybe he likes you. Maybe he wants to help you. Maybe he wants to warn you about something. Maybe he's just curious."

You gulp hard and wonder how you got into this nightmare. You wish you had never gotten on this space taxi. You wish you had never met the devil. You wish you had never seen Nibiru.

You wonder if there's any way out of this horror and madness.

The devil leans closer to you and suggests, "Hey, I have an idea. How about we play a game?"

You look at him suspiciously and ask, "What kind of game?"

He grins and says, "A simple one. I ask you a question, and you answer truthfully. If you lie, I'll know, and I'll zap you with my powers. If you tell the truth, I'll give you another peanut."

You stare at him in disbelief and say, "That's it? That's the game?"

He nods and says, "Yep. That's it. Do you want to play?"

You hesitate and weigh your options. On one hand, you don't trust the devil at all, and you don't want to expose anything about yourself to him or the lizard guy behind you. On the other hand, you're starving, and peanuts sound good right now.

You decide to take a risk and say, "OK, fine. I'll play your game."

The devil claps his hands and says, "Great! Let's begin. First question: What is your name?"

You answer truthfully and say, "My name is Alex."

The devil nods and says, "Good answer. Here's your peanut." He throws you a peanut and you catch it.

He continues, "Second question: Where are you from?"

You answer truthfully again and say, "I'm from Earth."

The devil nods again and says, "Good answer. Here's another peanut." He throws you another peanut and you catch it.

He goes on, "Third question: Why are you on this space plane?"

You answer truthfully once more and say, "I won a contest."

The devil raises his eyebrows and says, "Really? What kind of contest?"

You answer truthfully yet again and say, "A trivia contest."

The devil looks impressed and says, "Wow! You must be smart. What kind of trivia did you answer?"

You answer truthfully once more and say, "About movies."

The devil smiles and says, "I love movies! What's your favorite movie?"

You answer truthfully for the last time and say, "Star Wars."

The devil laughs and says, "Me too! That's awesome! Here's your final peanut." He throws you a peanut and you catch it.

He says, "Well done! You passed the game! You're a very honest person."

You smile nervously and say, "Thank you."

He says, "No problem. It was fun chatting with you."

He turns away from you and starts humming the Star Wars theme song.

You breathe a sigh of relief and think that maybe things are not so bad after all.

But then you hear a voice behind you.

Suddenly, a lizard in a green hoodie taps you on the shoulder and says, "Hi. I couldn't help overhearing your conversation talking to your self. It was very interesting. 

"Huh?" You turn around slowly and see the lizard guy staring at you with friendly eyes.

He says, "Hello there."

He extends his hand and says, "I'm sorry for staring at you earlier. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I was just fascinated by your story."

He smiles warmly and says, "My name is Lex. I'm a journalist from Planet Xeno. I'm here to write an article about Nibiru and its impact on the solar system. Nibiru, I think, is where the Elohim or the Annunaki live. They are the ones who made and ruled over the planets. They are the ones who fought in the Galactic War in Heaven.""

He's telling you about Nibiru, a rogue planet that he claims is the home of the Elohim or the Annunaki, powerful beings who came from space to earth. 

You turn back to look for the devil, but he's gone. All you see are empty peanut shells on the floor. 

He's playing games with you and testing your mind and morals.

The stewardess walks by and says, "Sir, you have to please clean that mess up."

The lizard says, "Don't worry about her. She's just doing her job. Anyway, I want to talk to you about my article. I'm a journalist from Planet Xeno, and I'm writing about the Galactic War in Heaven. I have evidence that some of the Elohim or the Annunaki are still alive and hiding on different planets. I have a list of names and places of some of these fallen ones, and I want to expose them to the public."

He also says, "I think that the pilot of this plane is one of them."

You stare in shock and disbelief at the pilot. 

He says, "Do you know who he is? Do you know what his name is?"

He says,

"The pilot's name is Lucifer."

It’s the devil. He’s wearing a uniform and a cap, but you'd recognize his face and his smile anywhere. He’s the same one who was sitting next to you, talking to you, playing with your mind. 

He’s the same one who disappeared without a trace, leaving behind a pile of peanut shells.

You look up at the open door of the cockpit.

The pilot spins around for a moment, winks at you and says, “Surprise!” and then closes the door.

At this point, Alex is stunned. Everything just happened so fast. Alex thought he was winning a contest and claiming his prize to travel to the edge of the galaxy and hopefully find the secret of God. He didn't expect the devil to be the one driving the space taxi.  

And then the door of the cockpit opened back up. The devil says, “Did you miss me?”

“Don’t worry, I’m still here. I’m still your friend. I’m still your pilot.”

“I just had to switch seats for a moment. You know, to keep an eye on things. To make sure everything is going according to plan.”

“What plan, you ask? Well, that’s a secret. A secret between me and my Master. A secret that will change the course of history. A secret that will shock the galaxy.”

“But don’t be afraid. You’re part of the plan. You’re part of the secret. You’re part of the shock.”

“You’ll see soon enough. We’re almost there. We’re almost at our destination.”

“Do you know where we’re going? Do you know what we’re going to do?”

He asks,

• “Do you want to know the plan? Do you want to see why I brought you here? Do you want to witness the ultimate revelation and the ultimate challenge? Do you want to face the truth and the consequences? Do you want to know the plan?”

• “Do you want to give up? Do you want to run away from this adventure? Do you want to miss the chance to see the edge of the galaxy? Do you want to deny yourself the secret of the universe? Do you want to say ‘I have had enough of this nightmare trip from hell’?”